stolen from That-British-Cat [link]

1. [X] You have choked on water before.

2. [X] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [X] You have walked into a door.

4. [X] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [X] You have walked into a wall.

6. [X] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [X] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [X] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [X] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [X] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [X] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15. [X] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [X] You have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [X] You have played with fire.

18. [X] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19. [X] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz.

20. [X] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13.

So how retarded are you??

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90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100%- 20/20 x's